Rudy Giuliani, disgraced former New York mayor and Donald Trump’s resident legal ghoul, is one of America’s greatest living masters of self-ownership. Of under investigation by the parquet floor he was watching to drip a kind of biological runoff on his face at a press conference, Giuliani is a reliable source of schadenfreude.
The embarrassment continued on June 30, when Giuliani (or, more likely, a member of his staff) tweeted a discount code for flip flops and slide sandals sold by MyPillow, the company run by living mustache and conspiracy theorist Mike Lindel.
The tweet started gaining momentum on July 1, eventually spreading virtually everywhere on July 2. It’s grilling season, after all. Happy 4th of July!
Lindell’s Completely Unsubstantiated Claims of Voter Fraud in the 2022 Election Have Undermined the Legitimacy of MyPillow, the Maker of an Eponymous Pillow, and He’s Lost lots of advertisers and retail support as Lindell continues to promote her story through humiliating symposia and documentaries without facts.
Thus, Lindell relies on promotional support from a variety of far-right peddlers and few are more willing to stoop for a few bucks than Giuliani famous for his opposition to the truth.
Perhaps the best part of the whole debacle (enter code “RUDY” for $30 off!) is that the ultra-cheap sandals selling for a whopping $49.99 can be purchased on delivery sites. direct or at discount retailers for just a few dollars.
And it’s not fake news, my friends.
This is all very funny/pathetic, but where does Kanye call Giuliani and Lindell for dropping his YEEZY slides?
I suppose a better comparison might be classic sportswear recovery slides similar to those offered by HOKA ONE ONE or Oofos, really.
Either way, a good sign of the dire straits Giuliani finds himself in amid scrutiny of his role in the January 6 Capitol Uprising. Hope MyPillow helps her rest easy.